January 2012
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December 2011
I may have just watched an entire season of Weeds...
I’m just waiting for Hunter Parrish to get super hot.
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I am.
So goddamn.
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Weeds makes me wanna deal.
Plus, Hunter Parrish. I need him.
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I've ever seen the Little Mermaid.
2011 was awful.
I need it to go away.
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I got my funyuns!
I washed it down with some Dr. Pepper and it was amazing.
I need to go buy some champagne for tomorrow...
Any suggestions for some that isn’t outrageous but not fizzy Boone’s Farm?
I'm at my happiest when I'm waiting for things in...
Sometimes I order things just for that feeling, like now when I ordered some tea.
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The Mozart Effect and Beyond:
BABBITT EFFECT: Child gibbers nonsense all the time. Eventually, people stop listening to him. Child doesn’t care because all his playmates think he’s cool.
BARTÓK EFFECT: Child becomes more and more dissonant. Has trouble maintaining harmony with his peers. Difficulty following rules. Presents an increasingly bad tone overall and is unable to resolve anything.
BEETHOVEN...
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I'm craving funyuns so bad.
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I get to see my old roommate next week!!
I love this guy so much. I thought he would never speak to me again after I came out to him, but he’s too good of a guy for that.
We were so different and people thought we were insane for wanting to room together. He was mascot for the school;a political conservative with awful taste in music and a sports obsessed physics major when I first met him. I was a music major, messy as hell,...
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Good morning and stuff.
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Well, now that I've littered your dash with my...
Thanks for listening.
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Last night I had a dream..
I was in a horse race for the Triforce with Ganondorf, who was being played by Daniel Craig. He didn’t have any makeup on a or anything, just him being his hot self.
We got to the last stretch of the race and we had to dismount and run on foot.
In real life I was having asthma problems and it seeped into my dream. Daniel Craig realized that I wouldn’t be able to win the race and...
I've been getting pretty sick.
Unfortunately, I told my boss that I was sick on Tuesday so I could hang out with my best friend.
I wasn’t too sick then, but now I am.
Just desserts I suppose.
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“Andrew, its like a thousand tiny nuns in a kick line dancing on my tongue.”
– My brother after eating teriyaki wings with blue cheese.
Nothing quite like watching your stoned brother...
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leadingtone replied to your post: Good Morning Tumblr.
BWAHAHA
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bachsweets replied to your post: Good Morning Tumblr.
Did you put a drill up your nose in the night again? =]
Why yes, yes I did.
I wish I could stop having those carpentering dreams..
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Good Morning Tumblr.
I woke up with a nosebleed and the sound of power tools.
Gute Nacht, meine Tumblrish.
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I just got an email from my old college asking me...
GO THE FUCK AWAY CONCORDIA, YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT INSTITUTION.
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I got a super awesome book on beer.
Its got 500 types of beer. Out of all of them, I’ve only had 4.
Looks like I have some drinking to do..
I read about all of them, yes.
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I'm sure you all missed me terribly.
I’m back-ish.
Bah. Christmas, be done. Please?
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So, I ran into secondary work crush, Will at a bar...
I stared at him while he stared at the chick in front of him.
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I had some really awful nightmares and sleep...
Some guy was torturing my friends and I saw them all mutilated in the bottom of a stairwell.
I tried to wake up and get out of bed, but I was paralyzed and all I could to was look out of my partially opened eyes.
I kept falling back asleep, having nearly the same dream and waking up to find I couldn’t move.
It wasn’t fun..
Would you rather be a model or in a band?
My piano is my best friend.
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